Thursday, January 24, 2013

You might be like me If....

You  might be like me-

if you've had to pump your tires with air twice in 2 weeks because of how blasted cold it is.

If you slipped on the ice recently

If you're excited for my birthday on Sunday.

If you didn't brush your hair this morning.

If you really want to go on a road trip for spring break.

If you have thee best friends in the whole wide world.

If you have a teeny tiny crush on a TA in one of your classes.

If you applied for a full time photography job in park city for after you graduate and they hire you via the telephone the exact same day you applied only they need you now and can't wait for the summer so you didn't get the job 'cause you live in Logan and are still in school.

If you're really good at writing run-on sentences.

If you gag a little when viewing all the overly cheesed newly wed blogs. {but letsss be honest, i'll probably do this one day.... remind me to not be too cheesy.... k?}

if your roommate has a text sound that is a bullet shot and every time it goes off you want to fall to ground and shout "man down!"

if you think none of the women on the bachelor this season are good enough for Sean and you think I should convert him to the church and marry the Southern Gentleman myself.

if your contacts freeze to your eyeballs when walking to school in the morning.

if your baby niece is coming to visit you this weekend.

if you want to learn how to make this cake.


if you can drink a whole gallon of milk in 3 days.

if an old man helped you put your coat on like a true gentlemen.

if your younger siblings have more of a social life than you do.

if your drivers license expires this sunday and you get a big girl license that's horizontal instead of vertical. 

if your car gets frost on the inside and outside of the windows.

if you really want a dr pepper right now. 

if you're so far behind on Once Upon a Time you don't want to bother watching it anymore.

50+ of your friend's first name on Facebook is Elder or Sister right now.

If you got free Aggie Ice cream at the business building yesterday.

if you knew stamp prices are going up on my birthday

If you really want to shoot some snow engagements.

if you are in desperate need of an adventure.

If you are sick of the monotony of the every day college school day and it's only the 3rd week of school.

If you have a professor that sends you 6+ emails every day about "cool articles" to read for fun.

If you have 0 dirty dishes in the sink.

If you burnt 4 pieces of garlic toast back to back because you forgot they were broiling in the oven.

If you're in the mermaid club again.

If you've flossed your teeth for 24 days straight.

If your niece is coming to visit you this weekend.

If you are sick of this blog post.

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