If that would have been real.

If my dream last night would have been real, A cute man would have brought me a basket of zucchini with a giant silver bow. {it was bizarre}

If my GRE practice test I took today would have been the real thing, I would totally be able to get into the program I want to go to next year. 

Too bad they're both not real. I like zucchini. And I don't want to study any more for this test. But I'm going to. I'm going to nail that test in January. I'm not even worried.

And that last sentence wasn't real either. 

I'm totally worried. 

This is real though- TEN days till christmas.

that's TOO real.